1) On wise words for you (and your kids):
“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. “ – Robin Williams

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2) On the “spirited” child:
“My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students” – Jim Carrey


3) On parenting as an achievement:
“You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘This is impossible—oh, this is impossible.’ And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.”
– Tina Fey2

4) On sleep as a parent:
“Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future.” – Amy Poehler


5) On teaching your kids confidence:
“I have a personality defect where I sort of refuse to see myself as an underdog…. It’s because of my parents. They raised me with entitlement of tall, blond, white man.” – Mindy Kaling

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6) On parenting ‘real talk’:
“Kids are like buckets of disease. Last week I got a flu that I caught because my daughter coughed…in my mouth.” – Louis C.K.


7) On keeping kids humble:
““My kids know I’m a big deal. They’re very aware. I let them know every day, I say, ‘Look, daddy’s a big deal.’” – Kevin Hart

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8) On not taking things too seriously:
““Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.” – Chelsea Handler


9) On the REAL parenting truth:
“”I don’t know what I’m doing, but then I have to remind myself no parent does, right?” – Ellie KemperBlogaholics - Comedian Parenting Quotes

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