cocktail

Britney Spears went as…Rupaul? Drag Queen Show Girl ? Herself? Nope, I got it. A HAWT MESS!

Teacher Knows Best…?

HOLY HELL MY HEAD MAY JUST EXPLODE!!

pick a print that compliments your hair and eyes. My hair and my eyes? I was thinking more my ass and my thighs!

Am I enjoying something that is Taboo? because that would really up my cool factor…

7) I can afford better Wine …

Word is business travels fast, if you do something for FREE for someone, how can you ask someone else to pay you?

I smile a week ass smile as I turn around to put my items on the counter to pay and…

Mindlessly browsing through a kitchenware, liquor or shoe store, these all excite me and make me feel Fabulous…is feeling Fabulous being relaxed?

12) I HATE when I don’t get my period.