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Kiss it!

3) Spitty Spitter Face- Passion is fantastic…But drowning in your saliva isn’t. Please stop trying to swallow my face. I’m really into you too but do not feel the need to have my face exfoliated by your tongue. This kiss rates an eleven on the “ick factor” for me.

Be My Guest…!


HOLY SHIT I am a one woman show! How is this fair? It’s like my husband is a “guest” that just shows up (and pays for) all of these fabulous memories I create. I just wanna show up for once, I want to be the guest, I am NEVER the guest. Why am I responsible for all the memories?

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