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Don’t Pee in the Pool…!!!
pick a print that compliments your hair and eyes. My hair and my eyes? I was thinking more my ass and my thighs!
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Say WHAT?
I smile a week ass smile as I turn around to put my items on the counter to pay and…
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Real Housewives do Windows…
So I am just not cut out for this show, my lips are to thin, my boobs to saggy, my IQ to high and my hem line to low. A las, there goes my 15 minutes of fame.
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Do Your Duty..??
I say…OH WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT, love is expensive and tiring as hell. It has made my boobs sag and my ass widen. My hair has changed from brown to grey, and then to blonde. A scientific annomoly so I hear.
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Sub Zero Celebrations
Think how excited your guests will be when they receive your invitation…Places to go..people to see…Cocktails to drink…
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ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE……
And this year I am getting a cake damn it…If I have to bake it myself!
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JUST SAY NO…Again?
Am I naive? Is this common place now days? Is a prescription bottle in your Coach bag the new must have accessory?
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The people are coming ! The people are coming!
Someone told be the other day how my shopping days were left until Christmas and I nearly fell over. How did this happen? Where was I? Then I realized that before I actually make it to Christmas I had to get through Halloween , which I did, unscathed and 2 birthdays ! I hate when holiday hell just sneaks up…